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Saturday -
August 28, 1999 Travers Stakes Day
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The Final
Indian Charlie
Of The Saratoga Season
With the upcoming Labor
Day blizzard given a 95% possibility, Injun Chuck is gonna
load up the Hee Haw mobile and get out of town.
With the September Keeneland Yearling Sale coming up,
Injun Chuck needs to get home and make some new
arrows. Plus we heard that Mary Lou Whitney's
husband is lookin' for Injun Chuck and that he is one mad
son-of-a-gun. We also heard that ex-Calder
gyp, Frank Youknowwho, has had about all he can stand of this
publication. Well, we've got just two words
to say to Frank Youknowwho:
Quack Quack!
For those of
you who won't be going to the Keeneland September Sale we hope
you can continue to read Indian Charlie via our web
site at: www.indiancharlie.com. Our next
edition will be in two weeks on Sunday, September
12th. Until then, be humble and
don't stumble. |
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Pretty Tough
Allowance Race
Fifty-three weeks ago today a
2-year-old allowance race for non-winners of two races
produced three Travers Stakes starters.
The race was going 7 furlongs and
it was Menifee by three lengths over Cat Thief,
with Lemon Drop Kid third. But don't
let that race mess up your thinkin'. Remember
the Travers Stakes ain't' seven furlongs. |
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He Didn't Do
It
The top ten reasons why Pat Byrne is completely
innocent.
1. Dr. Fox had just come back from
Istanbul Turkey, where
his brain got scrambled in the
savage earthquake.
2. Pat Byrne's assistant
trainer and shedrow foremen are all hooked on Lasix and spend
16-hours a day in the bathroom.
3. There was a
flood and the water got so high Pat Byrne's cell phone
wouldn't even work.
4. Nani Rose got a
shot of vitamin C so she wouldn't get
ricketts.
5. The vet didn't notice that Nani
Rose was the only horse in the barn with a fan, no hayrack
and a muzzle on.
6. Pat Byrne thought that Steve
Diamond's day off was Wednesday.
7. Pat Byrne
thought that Dr. Fox was an equine psychiatrist and was in
Nani Rose's stall purely to give her a prerace pep
talk.
8. Pat Byrne's barn was so dusty from the
drought that you could not distinguish one horse from
another.
9. Global warming was causing Nani
Rose's body temperature to fluctuate between
103° and 106°.
10. Pat Byrne thought Kenny Noe was as
ignorant about |
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D. Wayne
Lukas
Mad As Hell
D. Wayne Lukas blew up at this
publication because we wrote a story stating he had not drawn
a sober breath since his induction to the Hall of
Fame.
"I've never taken a drink in my
life", Lukas cried. Boy, that's nice.
How in the world would we make any kind of good story out of
that? |
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Rene Araya
Wins One!
South America's version of
Shug McGaughey, Rene Araya, won the 8th race on Thursday's
card at Saratoga for his first win of the meet.
After the winners circle presentation, we asked Rene
Araya, what were his thoughts. To that he
replied, "That ex-Calder gyp, Frank Youknowwho sure is a
bad-ass horse trainer." |
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Travers And
Whitney Winner Highest Beyer of the
Year!
Will's Way $7500 LF again in Year 2000 Brookdale Farm
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Warning!
If any trainer on the
grounds at Saratoga works their horses this morning on the
INSIDE of the dogs, they've got an ass-whippin' comin' from
Scotty Schulhofer. That means you Possum
Head!
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